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== The Okonogi Crappy Collage Grand Prix ==

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You've received one email from "Miyao" poyo!

Miyao: "This is a bit sudden, but I'm starting a Crappy Collage Grand Prix featuring Instructor Okonogi."

Koshka: "Heheheheh, I used Chloe's face instead of Okonogi's?!?!"

Chloe: "Woohoooooo, let's see what Okonogi thinks of this crazy shoooooooop!!"

Ah..................

Okonogi: "Hmm? Who sent me an email just now?"

Okonogi: "This Selcom stuff is all about dependence! It's the defeat of humanity, you fools!"

Miyao: "Here comes Okonogi's Selcom allergy again..."

Okonogi: "The human brain is a muscle! It gets stronger the more you use it, and weaker the more dependent you are! You keep looking everything up on the net, saving it as data without trying to memorize it! Keep that up, and you'll become a Selcom human!"

Okonogi: "You Selcom brats, if your Selcom breaks down, what would you even be able to do, until you got to a Selcom Shop to get it fixed?! You'd get stuck trying to diddle yourself while you piddle yourself!! Don't let your brain slack off!! Brains are all about guts!! Learn with your brain, with your body! Muscles muscles, /

brains brains!!"

Miyao: "I don't even know what he's saying anymore..."

Miyao: "Well, I'm not sure that's much of a problem in the AOU, where humans are born in electric incubators."

Okonogi: "This era takes memorization too lightly! In my day, there was no Selcom! When we memorized stuff, all we had to rely on was our guts! Our multiplication tables, historical timelines, the periodic table, the value of pi! But when you learn something with guts, you'll never forget it!! I still know pi to 30 digits even without a Selcom!! 3.14159265359......"

Miyao: "Lame, he got the 11th place after the decimal wrong... And anyway, memorization is only one of the brain's powers, right? If the last generation's education system gave out grades for that one ability alone, isn't that pretty pathetic?"

People who suffer have the bad habit of wanting to make the next generation suffer the same way. And in particular, people who work extremely hard for relatively little benefit tend to assume that suffering is the most essential part of training.

Older people like that must have hated Selcom technology quite a lot...

Miyao: "...The power...of life."

Miyao: "Well, it's true that only humans can perform a Dreissig Conversion."

Spiritium is the power source of this new era, extracted from the planet.

And the most efficient method of transforming it into energy...is the Dreissig Conversion.

What do you know, that's pretty cool...

Miyao: "So, you shouldn't take the power of life lightly, huh? ...That's seriously cool, Chloe."

Search suggestions activated poyo!

Miyao: "Huh? What's this? I just got a search suggestion."

Okonogi: "Eeeeeeeeeeee!!! What do you think you're doing while someone's lecturing youuuuuuuuuuuu?!!! Time for a stunning Okonogi divine retribution spirit-raising chooooooooop!!!"

Chloe: "Aiiieeeeeeeeeeee...!!!"

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